It’s that time again
*Oh yes
You ready?
*Do I have a choice?
Not really
*I thought as much
Yes indeed. It’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Video Games
*With me, Marvin
And me, Misha
*Right, can we get down to business now?
News
DS vs PSP: Famitsu Face-Off
Famitsu, the Japanese games magazine and journalistic legend, recently polled a selection of games industry figureheads and other notables, […]
We’re ba-aaaack! Did you miss us?
*Of course they didn’t
Why not let THEM answer that?
*Can’t be bothered. The fact that I had to spend last week cheering you up means I reserve the right to be even more cynical this week
Well, I suppose you earned it…
Too damn right
Anyway. I’m Misha, he’s Marvin, and as the Reploid […]
Ah, greetings, friends! And welcome to another chapter of The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Video Games. I’m Misha, as ever, and just over here, we have Marvin
*Hello
And this week, to confuse you all, we’re not doing a ‘proper’ intro.
*So there
News
Is this a perfect Cell?
Following on from Sony’s E3 announcements, more details are beginning to emerge on […]
Hello, good morning/afternoon/evening, and welcome. You’ve made it through to another Tuesday, and that mean another helping of news, with me, Misha
*And me, Marvin
And now….
*Wait a minute
What??
*You’re just going to leave them like that?
What do you mean?
*I mean, that was the worst intro ever. The readers deserve more
Oh, C’MON! There’s only so many way to […]
*It’s OK, you can come out now
You mean it’s finally finished?
*Yes
No more E3 stuff?
*Yes
Whew. It was starting to overwhelm me
*Just because you couldn’t go…
Neither could you…
*Yes, but I’m content to wait until ECTS. When you’ve lived as long as I have, you learn patience…
I’m patient. I just don’t want to wait for stuff.
*Whatever
Yes, indeed. Recovering […]
G’uh?
Oh.
That time again, is it?
*No, it’s not. It’s not really Tuesday, I’m not really me, you’re not really you, and you don’t have a news report to do
Ey. Now I know this is really Tuesday… Even *you’re* not this obnoxious without a fairly decent reason
*Charming. You remind a man his work is due, and […]
Aha! It’s Tuesday again!
*And just when you thought it was safe to log on to 411
We’re back. With all the usual mirth and merriment you’ve come to know and love from us
*Well, love might be a bit strong. Disguised contempt might be a better way to describe it…
Well, anyway. for those who are new, I’m […]
And thankfully, normal service had now been resumed
*Speak for yourself… I’ve still got that whining voice reverberating around my skull
Hey, it could be worse… It could have been Twinkie from Buck Rogers in there
*If it were, I’d have deactivated myself. Guarantee it
Well, anyway. Shall we continue?
*Yes, let’s. Before anything else happens
News
Metroid Prime 2 screenshots
The screens […]
Hola, amigos! I have returned, after a brief hiatus. I’d like to thank Marvin for covering last week… But I can’t. Mainly because he wouldn’t hear me…
*Marvin’s not home right now…
Since you last saw him he’s undergone a… slight change….
*He’s been upgraded…
And possessed by Starscream’s Ghost. Expect an even more cynical outlook than usual this […]
Whu? Wha? Whassat?
*Wake up, you lazy git!
…Marvin? What the hell is this?
*Get up! You’ve got the news to do!
Huh?….Uhhh…. You go ahead… Me ill…
*I don’t know… A couple of all-nighters to finish some uni work, and suddenly he thinks he’s got the right to take a day off.
So, looks like it’s up to me, then. […]
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