So, did you miss me? In all seriousness, though, I totally did not intend to disappear for so long, again. Unfortunately, David Bowie, my birthday, and severe headaches all contributed to my delinquency. Oddly, I was actually working on a review for La Pucelle when my unplanned vacation started, and I’m going to give it […]
Man’s gotta hate someone
Guess I’ll do
And when I’m done with myself
I start on you-”Tiny, King of the Jews,” Big Black
K thnx bai…fuck off…
-Yunie_Braska
I’ll let you in on a very minor little secret: I post my column mid-afternoon Monday on my LiveJournal, well before it goes up on 411. It’s a little trick Alex L. taught […]
Like I said before, this was a project I undertook with bad intentions and a gut full of beer. It was fun, cruel, and not something I would ever do again. Still, an interesting read.
KMFDM is in my ear and dirty socks are on my feet, it must be time for another Thumb to the […]
The following column was part of a three part expose of the world of otakukin. It was a gonzo journalism project that was equal parts Hunter S. Thompson and Alex Lucard. It was me being a dick. I do not stand by or endorse anything I say in these columns. It was a bad idea […]
Here we are, another week later, and I am still here. Smarter than never ever before and ready to do something. Hell, I even learned a few things this week. I learned that anxiety is all in my head. I learned that Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles maybe one of the most oddly dissatisfying games I […]
Welcome to yet another installment of A Thumb To The Eye. I’ll be your host, Chuck Platt. Hopefully, you took the opportunity to kick it Abe Lincoln style on Monday, because President’s Day is all about getting bombed, wrestling, and getting shot in the back of the head. phone rings What I MEANT to say […]
Is it possible that the entire world exists to make me HATE being a gamer? Would I enjoy gaming more if I lived in a giant plastic bubble and my only contact with the outside world came through a mail slot? Seriously, the rest of gamer kind gets me down a little, but the companies […]
No I won’t do it again, I don’t want to pretend
If it can’t be like before I’ve got it let end
I don’t want what I was, I had a change of head
But maybe someday…
Yeah, maybe someday
I’ve got to let it go and leave it gone
Just walk away, stop it going on
Get too scared to jump […]
What a week in Thumbsville. Last Monday and Tuesday I had to take care of my sick girlfriend, followed by a Wednesday and Thursday in my own flu- fuelled agony. Friday and Saturday I got to work, again. And Sunday I went to Oddessy Martial Arts with a buddy of mine so he could by […]
I won’t pray here
Or bow my head
I won’t praise your name
I won’t kneel down.
I won’t pray to you
On this side of sane (Oh Lord)
I won’t pray to you
On this side of Hell (Father)
I won’t pray to you
On this side of Heaven again.
I don’t need faith
Forgiveness of sin
I don’t need saving
I don’t need lies.
I don’t believe
In […]
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